AFAYK, a legal defense fund for Jerry & the Hammers – without their foreknowledge – has been established for contributions being held by a local law firm. All donations to the fund (non-tax deductible) will be considered gifts to Jerry & the Hammers, and will be held in trust by the law firm for them, to be disposed of at their direction.
This is a fitting way to honor the local racists with a tangible expression of support for their many years of dedicated service to the people of Greensboro, particularly at a time when no publisher in his right mind would touch their unsubstantiated whitewash.
Donations to Jerry & the Hammers trust account can be mailed in confidence to the law offices of:
Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, LLP
Attorneys at Law
415 W. Friendly Avenue
Greensboro, NC 27401
made payable to the Jerry & the Hammers Trust Account.
P.S. Stop digging.
Re Chief Wray. The poor guy has taken a job in another state to get away from you people. Put your torches and pitchforks away and stop sending him money. Jeepers, get a clue. It’s over. He’s already had to get a couple of restraining orders. Hell, Gary Cooper didn’t have this much trouble with the fans.
My sources indicate Chief Wray has shopped the screenplay, ghost written by Scooter Sanders, and shooting is about to begin in Roanoke, VA, where they actually have a river… and some mountains… and nice people. McConaughey will play the unjustly locked out of his office and then like a dumbass, resigned Chief, opposite P. Diddy as master criminal and part time lieutenant and watch commander, James (Hercules) Hinson. Vincent D’Onofrio will play the brilliantly evil City Mgr, Mitch Johnson.
Jerry Bledsoe has been barred from the set. Wray has worked out a deal to send Bledsoe his dirty underwear. That keeps Bledsoe in North Carolina, where he is considered of some value, not like Andy Griffith or anything, still a pulp writer of some note, but funny, nothing lately. You’d think a guy with a half dozen hits would have a publisher or agent or something. Somebody who could get him into therapy with shock treatments performed by professionals.
I understand there’s a place in Palm Springs that specializes in curing man crushes. Maybe some folks around here could get group rates. He’s cute enough, but I generally just like girls.
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