Eat the Rich

Christmas and the underlying tenants of Christianity were created to keep poor people in their place by giving them hope of a better life in the hereafter. It is more than a humbug. It is a lie.

Christmas, in particular, was invented as a way to keep the mobs off the ramparts during the winter solstice. The wealthy and the powerful depend on the conscience of the poor to stay in their hovels and not shame themselves.

As we watch the grand pageant of the fortunate doing away with themselves after losing their riches, I say encourage them to slit their wrists and blow their brains out. Indeed, we should come up with more original ways for mountebanks to leave our presence.

As you go about the holiday with no food in your belly, find an expensive new car, key the body and slash the tires.

As you encounter the wealthy about town, beat their asses and take their money. They’ve earned it.

Fuck Christmas.