Feb 152009
My first order of business as self-appointed regent of Greensboro is to forbid property developers election to City Council.
Should anyone act in defiance of my edict, I will excoriate each leading citizen individually, until none remain unsullied. Test me, and I will cause such trouble as GSO will never recover.
When the citizens again take to the polls in sufficient numbers, I will relinquish my title and return the land to democratic rule. Until then, I am prepared to pit black against white, Jew against Gentile and rich against poor.
Neoliberalism will not hold sway in our city.
I have a hard time keeping up with the terminology, but came across this:
I hereby recognize brave RBM of Kansas and appoint him a Knight of the Realm. Arise, Sir RBM. And thanks for the excellent comment.
Kevin Phillips in American Dynasty also referred to neoclassical liberalism as Texanomics, a particularly nasty bastardization of the concept, relying on the churches to see to the needs of the populace – of course, without requisite funding. The criminal, GHWB, termed it “a thousand points of light.” I think W. the Torturer referred to it as “compassionate conservatism.”
Locally, Perkins the Paver uses a less prosaic term, “fuckem.”
The guy who wrote that has been a virtual library since he started posting at TOD. He has also quoted at length from that Kevin Phillips work.
fexcoriator and your RBMness: having grown weary of the jew on jew, black on black, white on white, poor on poor, rich on rich and the most common, gentile on gentile crime, i welcome the change proposed by you to emphasize polarity in pitting opposed ideologies and egos against each other until a time which you deem appropriate to cease such regency. let us prey
You really do need to change the name again.
OBTW, I’m digging some of the pics on the header – crusdades, pirates and the like.
i concur with Dr Mary..the pictures are off the chain.
I hereby recognize brave Mary and Beelzebubba, appointing the former as Physician and the latter as Patriarch of the Realm.
Re changing the name. Julian the Apostate was the second emperor of Byzantium and one of the better ones. BTW, I finally finished the book.
However, as you are one of my most trusted advisers, I throw open the floor to suggestions.
And the Queen wants to know if she is entitled to free health care? I informed her that you were, at the moment, far away seeing to the needs of urchins in squalor. I think that best describes the conditions in Eastern NC.
I’m Surgeon General of the realm?
How cool. I would like to thank the Aconedy . . .
I will ponder this name business. Your point is well taken. But how was the Emperor Julian in terms of dispatching his enemies? You need something that strikes fear. “Apostate” is just not doing that for me.
Alas, your description of my current crusade is not very far off from the truth. My warm regards to your fair and lovely Queen.
Indeed, SG is yours. Perhaps you’ll like my new handle better.
Not bad. Although “Enfant Terrible” might be even better (on the other hand, it’s French).
I do love the new subtitle. I laughed and laughed and laughed out loud.
The news reports say it’s an empty realm these days;)
I do in fact have a Drupal site available on my sidebar called Les Enfants Terribles.
fec the terrible:
that suits you, your unpleasantness
Say that with capitals, man! Show some respect to our fearless ruler.
Foolish ruler’s more like it. And with that Beelzebubba, Patriach of Greensboro, places the diadem upon my crown. The coronation has been achieved.
As Supreme Ruler of the Universe! I hereby forbid any promotion of local rulers to known titles of importance in Ed Cone world. Cease or I will lock all of you in a closet with Ed Cone who really believes that Fec is not prepare for the year of Doom at Disney World….Ask yourself one question? As the economic system continues to fail, who do put faith in as the Supreme adviser? Ed Cone in Thunder Dome as a Moses slave from a Greensboro Blog with less than person who has a IQ over 95, Or Doctor Ron Paul
We all gotta work for somebody.
Can I be something, please, please?
In a perfect world, you’d be Patriarch, but that was then and this is now. I hereby appoint you as ambassador to the Christians. But be careful. They’ve been mean as snakes for two millennia.