In the interest of fair disclosure, my belly is full, my bills are paid, the Wife is on the mend and grateful for my assistance. In fact, I’m in a very good mood. Yes, Schultzie was inside for the snowstorm.

I hope the United States of America fails.

I hope the State of North Carolina fails.

I hope the County of Guilford fails.

I hope the City of Greensboro fails.

I hope the Trust Fund Babies which dwell within run through the rest of their principle and have to seek alms in the street.

I hope the property developers are brought down by mobs of the foreclosed and torn limb from limb.

I hope the blood of the rich and powerful runs in the gutters, slowed only by the bodies of the cowards who abbetted them, and chokes the storm drains.

I promise to do everything legally in my power to see that it happens. And when the constabulary goes unfunded, then I’ll have some real fun.

That’s right – when the shit goes down I’m coming to get you. I’ll roast your babies over a fire and let the fat dribble off my chin.

And then I will laugh. It will be an evil laugh because I am evil. I am the evil of every man and woman denied opportunity and justice lo these many years. I am the hurt and the pain of the cold, the hungry and the hopeless. I am the unknown wisdom of the ignorant.

Just as the great kings of yore, I’ll drink from the gilded skulls of the vanquished and keep their rulers in cages, to be used as ottomans and commodes. No manner of cruelty will be left unenjoyed.

You wanna see the bottom? I’ll be happy to show it to you.

BTW, it warms my very large and healthy heart to hear GPD officer James Hinson, Jr. reporting on traffic conditions because I well know how many white people hate it. Hate on, my people. For you, the end truly hastens.

The problem you have with me is I don’t fly my freak flag. I am invisible. Nothing about my public appearance or demeanor gives any indication that I Am the Destroyer or that my abilities are magnificent. Yes, I have always known what I am. I have simply been biding my time. When the stench of decay is sufficient, I will take my rightful place as King of the Worms and this city, at the very least, will rue the day.

And you thought the threat was from Al Qaeda.

Do not mistake me; I love this city, county, state and country. Therefore, I will have it put right.

21 Responses to “The Audacity of Hope”

  1. My liege, I, as your Surgeon General, am not worthy.

  2. Fec the Terrible says:

    Uh, I was just kidding about roasting babies.

  3. RBM says:

    @ Fec

    4 Bad Bears picture.

    Author: Khebab

    Bio

    PhD in Remote Sensing, MS in Physics. Researcher in Computer Science since 2001.
    Spam-protected email address
    Khebab[at]TheOilDrum[dot]com
    Homepage
    http://GraphOilogy.blogspot.com

    He’s the geek half to the above listed site.

  4. LOLLOLLOL!!! I know. But the rest was a hoot.

  5. Fec the Terrible says:

    Thanks. I instantly knew he was a genius by his spelling of Kabob.

    Seventeen months is a very long time. Of course, the stock market will hit 0 long before then. I’m betting the assorted operators will result in an acceleration at an order of magnitude.

    The comments link to the smart money betting GE in Chapter 13 before July. That would hurt.

    Ooh, totoneila says 15% of us are gonna starve. Cool.

    And don’t forget that lots of our fruits veggies came from the desert formerly known as California.

  6. RBM says:

    @ Fec

    This is a bankruptcy bet on General Electric by the third week of June.

    Yikes !
    One can only hope that analysis in wrong.

  7. Fec the Terrible says:

    I doubt the Fed will be in a position to help by then, bailing out Yurp as we are.

  8. RBM says:

    @ Fec

    Do you have any idea whom you quote ? Really ? Any idea ? Toto is so out-of-the-box he could give Beelze competition in that category.

    I quit reading him, and just give him a quick sidelong glance – cause if we get near ANY of his scenarios this carbon based unit will be worm food !

  9. Fec the Terrible says:

    Perhaps I’ll leave perusal of TOD comments to seasoned vets.

  10. RBM says:

    @ Fec

    Actually I think you could appreciate his writing a lot more than I. He has a creative edge just as you do.

  11. Fec the Terrible says:

    You mean he’s also full of shit?

  12. RBM says:

    @ Fec

    Hey he’s been dead on nuts on the fertilizer issues. Straanded Wind has also paid Toto homage for his ‘ammonia from stranded wind’ nexus, FWIW.

    Keep your ear on the 2009 wheat issue. Right now it’s hard to …pun… separate wheat from chaff …/pun… but as each day passes that story may sadly prove true. That’s another Toto flag.

  13. Fec the Terrible says:

    This is old ground. It seems you linked to somebody saying we were gonna starve due to lack of propane for some reason.

  14. RBM says:

    @ Fec

    Hmmmm, starve AND freeze ?? Can you get any more doomerish than that ?

  15. Fec the Terrible says:

    Aliens. There could always be aliens. And not nice ones. Aliens that enjoy liver served like sushi from live bodies. Big-dicked aliens that prefer anal sex, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  16. Beelzebubba says:

    catastrophes are too hard to predict. the results of stinking thinking are easy. humans will always create and sustain a market for something they need. They’ll even put up with a poor performance for a little while. But once a myth is dispelled, or they find out they were hornswaggled, they get ornery as hell. Flowers and candy wont do any good then.

  17. Fec the Terrible says:

    I say we convert our stock to cash and strike puts on everything in sight maturing in six months. Keep a little aside to pile on those naked short selling orgies.

  18. Beelzebubba says:

    naked fec: little rally coming up. sentiment is 2% bulls from Sentiment of Traders’ Index. They were 2% bears in oct of 07. The herd is always wrong. Always buy fire insurance from the guy carrying a gas can on one hand and a book of matches in the other.

  19. Fec the Terrible says:

    Would that the markets were so transparent. The herd says to say hello.

  20. Beelzebubba says:

    Fec: just name a number. I just figured out you should be spewing venom for me. I’m no good at it. I have to remove my balls to come in here. I want you doing all my venom stuff. What’s your statute of limitations on neighbors that I have long ran off? on dead people i still hate? will you take Paypal? when can you start? will you go out of the country if expenses can be negotiated?

  21. Fec the Terrible says:

    My dream job. Unfortunately, I’d be enjoying it too much to make a profit. You cover my expenses and I’m your man.

    BTW, my cajones are in the bottom of the Wife’s pocketbook.

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