In the interest of fair disclosure, my belly is full, my bills are paid, the Wife is on the mend and grateful for my assistance. In fact, I’m in a very good mood. Yes, Schultzie was inside for the snowstorm.
I hope the United States of America fails.
I hope the State of North Carolina fails.
I hope the County of Guilford fails.
I hope the City of Greensboro fails.
I hope the Trust Fund Babies which dwell within run through the rest of their principle and have to seek alms in the street.
I hope the property developers are brought down by mobs of the foreclosed and torn limb from limb.
I hope the blood of the rich and powerful runs in the gutters, slowed only by the bodies of the cowards who abbetted them, and chokes the storm drains.
I promise to do everything legally in my power to see that it happens. And when the constabulary goes unfunded, then I’ll have some real fun.
That’s right – when the shit goes down I’m coming to get you. I’ll roast your babies over a fire and let the fat dribble off my chin.
And then I will laugh. It will be an evil laugh because I am evil. I am the evil of every man and woman denied opportunity and justice lo these many years. I am the hurt and the pain of the cold, the hungry and the hopeless. I am the unknown wisdom of the ignorant.
Just as the great kings of yore, I’ll drink from the gilded skulls of the vanquished and keep their rulers in cages, to be used as ottomans and commodes. No manner of cruelty will be left unenjoyed.
You wanna see the bottom? I’ll be happy to show it to you.
BTW, it warms my very large and healthy heart to hear GPD officer James Hinson, Jr. reporting on traffic conditions because I well know how many white people hate it. Hate on, my people. For you, the end truly hastens.
The problem you have with me is I don’t fly my freak flag. I am invisible. Nothing about my public appearance or demeanor gives any indication that I Am the Destroyer or that my abilities are magnificent. Yes, I have always known what I am. I have simply been biding my time. When the stench of decay is sufficient, I will take my rightful place as King of the Worms and this city, at the very least, will rue the day.
And you thought the threat was from Al Qaeda.
Do not mistake me; I love this city, county, state and country. Therefore, I will have it put right.
My liege, I, as your Surgeon General, am not worthy.
Uh, I was just kidding about roasting babies.
@ Fec
4 Bad Bears picture.
Author: Khebab
He’s the geek half to the above listed site.
LOLLOLLOL!!! I know. But the rest was a hoot.
Thanks. I instantly knew he was a genius by his spelling of Kabob.
Seventeen months is a very long time. Of course, the stock market will hit 0 long before then. I’m betting the assorted operators will result in an acceleration at an order of magnitude.
The comments link to the smart money betting GE in Chapter 13 before July. That would hurt.
Ooh, totoneila says 15% of us are gonna starve. Cool.
And don’t forget that lots of our fruits veggies came from the desert formerly known as California.
@ Fec
Yikes !
One can only hope that analysis in wrong.
I doubt the Fed will be in a position to help by then, bailing out Yurp as we are.
@ Fec
Do you have any idea whom you quote ? Really ? Any idea ? Toto is so out-of-the-box he could give Beelze competition in that category.
I quit reading him, and just give him a quick sidelong glance – cause if we get near ANY of his scenarios this carbon based unit will be worm food !
Perhaps I’ll leave perusal of TOD comments to seasoned vets.
@ Fec
Actually I think you could appreciate his writing a lot more than I. He has a creative edge just as you do.
You mean he’s also full of shit?
@ Fec
Hey he’s been dead on nuts on the fertilizer issues. Straanded Wind has also paid Toto homage for his ‘ammonia from stranded wind’ nexus, FWIW.
Keep your ear on the 2009 wheat issue. Right now it’s hard to …pun… separate wheat from chaff …/pun… but as each day passes that story may sadly prove true. That’s another Toto flag.
This is old ground. It seems you linked to somebody saying we were gonna starve due to lack of propane for some reason.
@ Fec
Hmmmm, starve AND freeze ?? Can you get any more doomerish than that ?
Aliens. There could always be aliens. And not nice ones. Aliens that enjoy liver served like sushi from live bodies. Big-dicked aliens that prefer anal sex, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
catastrophes are too hard to predict. the results of stinking thinking are easy. humans will always create and sustain a market for something they need. They’ll even put up with a poor performance for a little while. But once a myth is dispelled, or they find out they were hornswaggled, they get ornery as hell. Flowers and candy wont do any good then.
I say we convert our stock to cash and strike puts on everything in sight maturing in six months. Keep a little aside to pile on those naked short selling orgies.
naked fec: little rally coming up. sentiment is 2% bulls from Sentiment of Traders’ Index. They were 2% bears in oct of 07. The herd is always wrong. Always buy fire insurance from the guy carrying a gas can on one hand and a book of matches in the other.
Would that the markets were so transparent. The herd says to say hello.
Fec: just name a number. I just figured out you should be spewing venom for me. I’m no good at it. I have to remove my balls to come in here. I want you doing all my venom stuff. What’s your statute of limitations on neighbors that I have long ran off? on dead people i still hate? will you take Paypal? when can you start? will you go out of the country if expenses can be negotiated?
My dream job. Unfortunately, I’d be enjoying it too much to make a profit. You cover my expenses and I’m your man.
BTW, my cajones are in the bottom of the Wife’s pocketbook.